I am gone like a freight train, gone like yesterday. Tweet and Facebook you people later!

http://ping.fm/WdHxB 10 ways in which Mother Nature has bitch-slapped Planet Earth.

RT @jerricho89 Then they arrested the nudists, but couldn't pin anything on them.

Check out Scott Walker – Duchess http://t.co/pKbZyas via @lastfm

Check out Morrissey – That's How People Grow Up http://t.co/anz2UNs via @lastfm

Check out The Auteurs – New French Girlfriend http://t.co/XhJy2pO via @lastfm

Check out British Sea Power – A Trip Out http://t.co/NogvcDS via @lastfm

Check out Richard Hawley – The Ocean http://t.co/BiYYwbT via @lastfm

Being Raped is like Needing to Change a Flat

 Ladies, being raped is a lot like this, apparently

It is, according to certain brilliant Republican congressmen. Read about it here.

Dolly's wisdom says:

If we silly women would just realize that by having vaginas we are asking for rape, we'd stop standing in the way of what these brilliant men are trying to accomplish!
Being raped is like having to change a tire. Huh. I don't like changing tires, but having to do so never gave me panic attacks for a year afterwards or necessitated taking tranquilizers or seeing a counselor either. I hope this guy never gets raped because no-one deserves that, but I imagine he would change that stupid tune he was singing pretty quick if he ever even had an inkling of what it was like.

http://ping.fm/LsEUh Reactionary Dumb

Does anyone else find the "Team This" and "Team That" trend super annoying? I'm joining Team STFU.

http://ping.fm/ABgni A fun and delicious way to support a natural farm. Adopt an olive tree & get 3 liters of oil from it.

While searching for a program to watch on TV, I misread "Great Tank Battles" as "Great Twink Battles." Bit of a difference there!

I will not be watching this "toddlers & tiaras" crap on TLC. I find child beauty pageants to be vile. How about letting kids be kids!

http://ping.fm/EySFe Call out Psychology Today re: prejudiced articles

Just stopped following this clown who turned out to be a homophobic evangelist. How I fell into that one I'll never know!

All my "dating coach" followers can feel free to stop following me. Am not a man, will never use your services or follow back.

http://ping.fm/ALoHz Interplanetary weather report

I am very curious why most of my Twitter followers are "dating coaches who teach men how to meet women." I'm not a man or a dating coach!

http://ping.fm/uKSQJ info about a white dwarf star system

Dear stinky cat, is it necessary for you to jump into my lap right after using the litterbox?

http://ping.fm/uYpG1 For you dog lovers, a list of small dog breeds with pictures

http://ping.fm/xl3ji Just After Ampersand: The History of Z

http://ping.fm/PTiRY Are you smarter than a tornado?

http://ping.fm/IqdDW Tornadoes & superstorms

http://ping.fm/ZOrvn

http://ping.fm/eREE6 The top 20 states for tornados

http://ping.fm/7CftN scam calls

http://ping.fm/5hxvR Bird

http://ping.fm/t604L How to stop collection call harassment

if a real God were actually so vain as to constantly demand worship, then he would not be worth it. ~Stellan Skarsgård atheist quotes

My natural history/geology geek self is very excited over this show "How the States Got Their Shapes" on the History Channel.

http://ping.fm/1ONTF Photo of lightning & rainbow