Check out Jonna Enckell – Violent Poetry http://ping.fm/RfK98 via @lastfm I also enjoy this sort of music

I really don't understand why all these dating coaches are following me on Twitter. Not interested in meeting women for dates, thanks.

To those who think that old bats shouldn't listen to death metal, all I have to say is "get off my damn lawn before I cut you to bits!"

Check out The Amenta – Slave http://ping.fm/oR9oQ via @lastfm Some think an old bat like me oughtn't be listening to death metal.

The problem with many modern recipes is their aversion to using butter, which often makes things taste better. Julia Child would be ashamed!

Hi new friends and associates. Sorry I didn't get to your requests sooner. I really don't social network that often.

I love how the proof that high fructose corn syrup is no problem is on a site owned by the manufacturers of corn syrup!