Nessa does Weekend Funnies on her blog. Since I am, unfortunately, a rather morose cuss by nature, I thought I'd break out of my usual doldrums and share a joke I recently read.
A French art thief was apprehended in his van near the Louvre. When asked why he committed the crime his answer was:
"Mon dieu! I stole the paintings because I required ze Monet to get Degas for my van! But you have captured me before I was able to get Tolouse and make my escape."
